I've always wanted to go to the Olympics and be famous. So, tonight I'm going to start on my road to London, 2012. I ate a plate of boneless barbeque chicken wings, half a bag of cool ranch doritos, four donuts, and a big healthy glass of orange juice. If you think I'm kidding, those of you who really know me can attest that I'm not.
My stomach hurts.
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Ha! Your appetite has always been Phelpsian.
Remember the time you ate three breakfasts at Milton's? I do.
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