Kaboom!

Dear Whoever Makes TV,

Could you please produce and air a show about explosions? It could just be shots of exploding things, like barns, bridges, cars, warehouses, or the like. It could just be some cool Australian guy explaining how the physics work, then blowing up an outhouse using only toilet paper, rubber tubing and a sack of limes. Whatever, as long as there are a proportional number of explosions to seconds of dialogue that follow a 1:1 ratio. I can't guarantee you would make lots of money. But I can guarantee you that at least one half of the world would tune in.

Sincerely,

Bravo de la Tromeo